dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

shinygays:

When someone tries to spill the tea on you

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When you’re completely not phased by it

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

i just jumped up and down my room a lot and now my entire body aches so much wtf is happenin g

meagancamperseyebrows:

Meagan Camper by Steve Fischer. (1/2)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy