"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?
Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.
this man needs jesus
girls in thigh highs
girls in summer dresses with floral patterns
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”
The Little Rascals 20th Anniversary Reunion
This makes me the happiest.
Same here! So happy!
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
Girl: Babe come over
Me: I can’t we are celebrating my birthday
Girl: I’m horny
i thirst for amanda so hard tbh