Everyone likes to point out the fact that Chris Evans played both Johnny Storm and Steve Rogers.
Seldom discussed is the fact that they’re POLAR OPPOSITE PERSONALITIES
always remember in moments of chaos and scandal
that frank iero dry humped gerard way’s head onstage while moaning
New post “The Last Unicorn; A Story of a Fat Girl and her Crop Top” is up on the blog!
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER
#the ‘my child is gifted, I’m sorry yours isn’t like him’ hairstyle
#im a huge kiss ass to my son/daughters teacher because I want them to be the best and your kid isn’t good enough hairstyle
#I look down on you because you’re a single mom trying to raise that ‘thing’ of a child and you barely make enough to help out with fund raisers and donate to the school hairstyle
This is a great comeback for all of that “I don’t see race.” BS
AND YOU BENEFIT FROM IT EVERY DAY
The Dead Boys photographed by Brad Elterman